F.A.R.M.
WORKWEAR
Funds Are Rapidly Missing™ — for people who work hard and still wonder where it went.
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Clean & Professional
Clean & Professional
Looks sharp on-site and off it.
Workwear Energy
Workwear Energy
Built for real life, not runways.
Dark Humour Included
Because your bank account started it.
What is F.A.R.M.?
F.A.R.M. stands for Funds Are Rapidly Missing — the unofficial slogan of tradies, farmers, and anyone who’s checked their balance after paying bills.
We design clean, workwear-inspired staples with a dark sense of humour and a professional look.
Professional on the outside. Financially haunted on the inside.